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Whats the difference between a HOBO and a HOMO?
A Hobo has no friends and a Homo has friends up the ass
What's another name for a gay guys scrotum?
Old guy goes into the optometrist's office.   He opens the door and says to the receptionist, "I think I need my eyes checked."
    She says, "You're not kidding. This is the Ladies Room."
How many animals can you fit into a pair of pantyhose?
10 little piggies, 2 calves, 1 ass, 1 beaver... ... and a fish no one can find
What's the difference between a bitch and a whore ?
A whore sleeps with everybody at the party, and a bitch...
..sleeps with everyone at the party except for you
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend ?
He wiped his ass.
 What's the difference between 'white fairy tales' and 'black fairy tales' ?
White fairy tales start, "Once upon a time...". Black fairy tales start...
.. "Yo, you motherfuckers ain't gonna believe this shit..."
How do you make 'Holy Water' ?
Boil the hell out of it !
How many orgasms does the average woman have during sex ?
Who cares, as long as you get yours !
What do you call a Jewish homo ?
a He-Blew !!!
"Conscience" is what hurts when everything else feels so good.
Which sexual position produces the ugliest children ?
Ask your mother !!
What do you need for Instant Easter?
Two boards and a Jew.
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A guy is walking up to the doctor's office when a nun comes running out screaming and crying.
    The guy walks in and says, "Doc, what's with the nun?"
    The doctor says, "Oh, I just told her she's pregnant."
    The guy says, "The nun's pregnant?"
    The doctor says, "No. But it certainly cured her hiccups."
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A young lady is in the hospital for an operation.
    She says, "Doc, how long after my operation will I have to wait until I can have sex again?"
    He says, "You know, Miss, you're the first person who ever asked me that before a tonsillectomy."

Why was JFK, Jr. flying to the Vineyard?
He wanted to crash his cousin's wedding.
Why didn't JFK, Jr. take a shower before he left for the Vineyard?
He said he'd wash up on shore.
What do JFK, Jr and penguins have in common?
Both are cute ... but neither one can fly.
What's the Kennedy's flying motto?
Your luggage will arrive before you do.
What did JFK, Jr. miss most about Martha's Vineyard?
The runway.
What was JFK Jr's final sexual experience?
Going down on Gay Head.
What will they name the movie about movie JFK, Jr.?
Three funerals and a wedding.
Why is and JFK, Jr. worse than Ted Kennedy?
Ted drowns his women only one at a time.